Wife and Maid

Wife and Maid.
A housewife, realising that the housemaid had started
behaving funny, decided to engage her one morning.

Madam: "Chinyere why you don begin dey behave anyhow
these days? E be like say u no wan know ya mate for
this house again o! Face no dey fear face for ya
village?"Abi you don carry craze for head?

Chinyere responded immediately: "Look at you, you call
yourself Madam, which kind wife wey u be?
Afterall my food dey sweet pass ur own, "

Madam: "Ehn!!!!! Who told you that you cook better
than i do?"

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