A man and his wife in a court for their divorce case

A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The Problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor. The child Should be in my custody." The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?" The man sat for a while contemplating. , then slowly rose. "Your Honor, If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out, Whose Pepsi is it, The machine's or mine?"